Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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