I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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