I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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