we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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