I'm really into asian looking animals
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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