everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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