I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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