i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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