Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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