Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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