Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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