On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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