Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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