its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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