You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
she pinky promised me she was 18
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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