very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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