Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
