it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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