What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Drake has all the answers
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize