I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
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He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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