and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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