Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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