found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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