You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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