remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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