Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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