Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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