is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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