how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
