We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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