what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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