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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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