Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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