You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
tell me about the eggs
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