As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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