no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Dick very happy bro
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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