just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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