Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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