This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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