I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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