why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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