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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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