After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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