Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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