yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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