Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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