Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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