This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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