Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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