I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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