do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
vagina is talking i cant
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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