um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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