like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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