Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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