I CAN MOONWALK!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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