One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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