there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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