Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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