i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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